i'm shay. white chocolate. twenty. nerd. detroit. i play bass, drums, and a tiny bit of guitar. i'm in a band called 'the one pump chumps.' marvel, simon pegg, mark ruffalo, robert downey jr, green day, nick frost, science bros, fregg love, supernatural, shaun of the dead, the ramones, tattoos, john green, american horror story, bruce banner, starlie, star wars, tony stark, jim/pam, harry potter, misha collins, hank green, jackass, batman, mike dirnt, rdjude (chooper), spaced, the clash, david tennant, hot fuzz, remus lupin, ewan mcgregor, zombies, sherlock holmes (all the sherlock), jensen ackles, olivia wilde, commissioner gordon (no one fucks with the stache), jason sudeikis, frank iero, nerdfighteria, jude law, blink 182, han solo, modern family, period dress, jason segel, cam/mitchell, dylan moran, piercings, evan peters, edgar wright, whose line is it anyway, punk music, johnny knoxville, the office, other random shit. sometimes i think i'm a quality blog and then i realize that i'm just dumb.

you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.

-whistles- “Hey! What’s been going on with you today?”

“… we can’t do this anymore.”

“I kind of thought today we… what?”

“I’m so sorry…. I just can’t do this any longer.”